Thursday 10 November 2011

Dear, People of Facebook

Dear Facebook people,
If you post a song lyric, intentionally vague status or quote you are NOT "DEEP" you are annoying and insufferable. "Sigh... Why does my life have to be so hard?" Life is not hard! Listening to you drone on and on about how your life sucks makes other people's lives hard. And quoting a famous person with something that doesn't even relate to you, your life, or even current events you are no better. I don't give a damn about what Bono said about Africa and how it relates to your SAT's. And if you post a song quote... God help us. You have literally nothing interesting in your life to post so you think that lady gaga's new song (which we already have heard, thanks America) is now relevant to your life. You should be banned from Facebook. Please vacate the Internet immediately.

Good day sir!