Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Nobody's reading this so screw it..

goodbye internet, remember me fondly.

Sunday, 22 January 2012

I'm Back!

You may have noticed that I haven't posted anything in a while (4.25 Whiles to be exact) and if you didn't then you were probably doing something worthwhile instead of writing a blog, but i digress... Anyways I kind of neglected this site like i neglect my sims character's needs whenever they ask why I've placed chairs in all the doorways and why that big hot red thing in the corner keeps getting bigger, but i have a good reason for leaving this site a barren wasteland for the past few months and that is; coma, house arrest, transported to candyland, Laziness! I will be updating this blog when i get ideas or feel like ranting so feel free to come and go as you like.I know i will.

should i put comments on my blog, tell me in the comments ;)

Thursday, 10 November 2011

Dear, People of Facebook

Dear Facebook people,
If you post a song lyric, intentionally vague status or quote you are NOT "DEEP" you are annoying and insufferable. "Sigh... Why does my life have to be so hard?" Life is not hard! Listening to you drone on and on about how your life sucks makes other people's lives hard. And quoting a famous person with something that doesn't even relate to you, your life, or even current events you are no better. I don't give a damn about what Bono said about Africa and how it relates to your SAT's. And if you post a song quote... God help us. You have literally nothing interesting in your life to post so you think that lady gaga's new song (which we already have heard, thanks America) is now relevant to your life. You should be banned from Facebook. Please vacate the Internet immediately.

Good day sir!

Monday, 7 November 2011

Herman Cain: Black walnut #4: Herman and his pee-wee are in trouble

One of Herman Cain's sexual harass... Ies? (or as I like to call them, "his bitches") has come forward And her name is Sharon Bialek. You know what they say, once you go Bialek, you never go back. (until fourteen years later when she and four other women accuse you of sexual harassment.) Apparently, Cain "groped and Tried to force her into a sexual act" this is pretty serious actually and something I personally would tell someone about instead of forgetting about it for 14 years. That's over 4000 days, honestly, report that instead of waiting for some lawyer to pay you to remember. Herman, my good friend, I have a complex legal stratagy And that is to say; "your honor, look at the woman, would YOU have done it". Failing that I would suggest telling him to close his eyes and hold out his hands and you'll then present some incriminating evidence. and then you RUN. (this is also what I do in the event of a swamp monster attack). And finally, Herman, try not to harrass any more women any time soon.

In other news, there's ads here now. Money is a good motivator and I need some motivation. Please give me some motivation. if your mouses are dying to click things me and my ads are here to help.